Anyway...
How are you? Good? I hope so. Would you like me to try and cheer you up if you aren't happy? Ok. I'll try. Well, first, you need some music on that will get you pumped up. Turn it up and start jammin'.
Alright, alright, calm down there. Jeez, I hope you didn't break the poor lamp. Ok, are you pumped? Good. Did that lift your spirits? You didn't do it? D: (If you did, skip the next part.)
Would you like to hear some funny stories? Yes? Mmk. (WARNING: The content that follow may burn your eyes with lameness.) You have been warned.
Not realizing that it was the first day of class, Bob slept in until 8:30 AM. His mother stormed in and pored a big bucket of water on him. She couldn't find the cold water, so she threw hot water instead. Man, if that didn't wake him up... I am so glad that I wasn't the one in that bed...
What the mom didn't realize was, there was another person in the bed. Uh-oh. Someone's in trouble. Not one, but two butt-naked boys jumped out of the bed screaming their heads off. Imagine the mother's surprise. Haha.
*bows to the audience* Thank you, thank you. :)
Now, I'm sure you are asking, "When is she going to shut up and say something worth reading?" Well, don't say that to me. It makes me feel hurt. *sniff sniff*
I shall share with you my favorite nursery rhyme. :)
Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The dog laughed to see such a sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
That is so win. :D Fail Cow. <33333333333
*jams off to Bullet Proof by La Roux*
<3
~M~
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